cowan: blobby-free black friday.. xmas has come early - leather credit card holder
I saw Morrison find the best sound for themselves using the scientific formula.
Services for Christmas this year
A combination of Terry Wogan, Nordy holder, Brian Ford and Miranda Hart.
From a shopper's point of view, I hope they will go to Anthony Wall Thompson, Richard Madley and Winona Ryder.
Then the machine will turn a blind eye. if we do the runner-up, there will be no payment. supermarket giants deserve their own column today, and they ban Mr. Blobbyland's dripping 1995 dozen Christmas from playing in their 500 branches during the festival.
Tell you, if they also pull the plug of Cliff Richard's Millennium Prayer, when Johnny Masis gave birth to a child (
Two annoying pets.
I estimate Morrison's Black Friday will last until the end of December.
You understand that this is not a personal act against Mr Blobby.
My first three girlfriends are inflatable . . . . . . According to the Scottish Sun this week
If your local news agent joins the spirit of Black Friday, the version today is 20 p)
British people who shop for Christmas spend an average of £ 15.
8 miles walk! Or, in Airdrie (
It's only 32 days from Christmas now), 15.
Eight miles of running . . . . . . I noticed that even Matalan was marking Black Friday in half an hour. price sale. Yep, Matalan!
How exactly does this work?
They must deliver things effectively.
Does anyone know what DFS does on Black Friday to stand out?
Maybe they sell everything at full retail price.
BTW guys, the last time I mentioned a discount furniture store in this column, one of their delivery drivers apped on our door and gave us a free one
But I had to refuse him because my mom and dad always told me never to accept a suite from a stranger . . . . . . I hate Christmas --
This is undoubtedly the worst eight months of the year.
And it seems to have arrived in early 2015.
In fact, I think it was last Monday's Christmas because that was when my wife finished the last chocolate on our arrival calendar.
Like most people, I will wait until December 24 before I start shopping.
Well, what's urgent?
Our local gas station is only five minutes from the corner.
That being said, from last year when I gave my wife a bag of charcoal and two gallons of diesel, I was still nursing injuries.
They said you should go and buy a Christmas present early, but it's totally nonsense.
A few years ago, I did mine 12 months in advance.
Shops are still surrounded.
They will be excited today.
But look, if you think Black Friday is a bit scary, I think riot police will be out next Thursday.
At this time, the Braehead mall saw the opening of the first Krispy Kreme in Glasgow! PS.
After a driver left a package on the roof of the customer, the courier company Yodel has apologized.
He tried to throw it out of an open window but wrongly judged it and it ended up stuck on the slate. Ach, relax.
To truly celebrate the magic of Christmas, leave it there until December 25, and tell the children Santa Claus to send it down. PPS.
Please always remember, guys, if the delivery driver rings the doorbell and says he has a package next door, your reply should always be: "Well, my KIrkcaldy reporter Wee Jimmy said, his local medical center was out of power on Tuesday.
After waiting in the dark
The light suddenly turned on in the room for half an hour, and the receptionist said, "OK, Jimmy, the doctor will come to see you now. Jimmy was told he had severe acute flatulence.
But he said he would not suffer in silence.
He went to a party at his neighbor's house last Saturday.
"I tried to impress Lacey and Ma Sean Connelly by having them sit on the horse leg," he said . ".
Finally, Little Jimmy likes this week's story about the design of a handbag by Dundee Jordan Stone college students and asks shopaholics "Do you really need this ? "?
When they take out the credit card.
"A bag? ” he says.
"No, I don't think it's a joke . " Did you watch the house of suspected patients on Channel 4 this week?
I was going to listen, but I was afraid to put my finger on the remote.
Yes, I'm one of those people who want to be buried next to my doctor.
Recently, the great Bob Monkhouse has always claimed that he is suffering from an acute condition of doubt.
"If you don't believe me," he said, "just ask my gynecologist . " 33-year-old Pano stars Lynne Jenkinson and 32-year-old Tom Duncan play Cinderella and buttons at the Byre theater in St Andrews.
Just after the wedding night, I bet the audience shouted, "he's behind you!
"I bought a panto ticket in Edinburgh, one in mothwell and four in Glasgow (
Pavilion in Clyde Auditorium, King's Theatre, SECC and today's Rangers AGM).
Movie theater owners banned an advertisement with the main prayer as they said some people might find it offensive. Eh?
Considering the fees they charge for popcorn, a glass of water Coke and picking 'n mix, when they are worried about offending anyone?
I ask readers to recommend some suitable films for the Glasgow Film Festival (eg.
Some things about Mary Hill, Rob roiston and 39 steps)
This is a collection of people. Govanhills has eyes, dark knights, Unforgovan (Bruce Lee). Toryglen! Toryglen! Toryglen! (Karen Harling). Busby Malone (
Tourist attractions (Eddie Bolan).
Bonnie & Clyde Bank, witch Easthouse (Liz McGowan).
The Devil in Primark, what are we going to do with Kelvin? (John Crawford).
The plant ceremony of Dracula, through Luken glass Alice, Pavilion Dollar Baby (John J Byre).
Best exotic hotels in marylehill, Necropolis Now (Ian McBride).
Pollock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, bridge on the Clyde River (Gail McGill).
Number of participants in 24 hours (Peter Lowles).
In the third place was John Bruce, who had a good night's kiss with Glasgow and a stupid face (
He is also from Glasgow! )
When Callum Anderson ran
With the silence of Bams, Rudefellas and the nightmare on every street (
Yes, he's from Edinburgh).
But the winner of your restaurant review is (
Another reader in EdinburghPeter Donald —
He said that if he was made into a movie with a blind date from Glasgow, call it, wait for it . . . . . . Kiss Moch bird. Brilliant!
Georgia Davis, 23, Britain's fattest woman, was 0 in April 6, hooked up with "a strong man twice as big as her.
She obviously had a lot of affection for him.
POUNDLAND was ordered to pay a fine of £ 60,000 for selling hi
Well, it's basically just a jacket. (
"How much did they spend?
Asked my wife.
Yes, one Chinese.
The reflectivity of Vest is only 2.
4% of the required level.
That would be better-and cheaper —
Give us a bowl.
Brek. . . At an auction in Nottingham County this week, the signature album of 1943 dabaster heroes received £ 5,000.
Hope the check does not rebound . . . . . . Good luck to the local council when looking for poets to promote Stirling.
It is reported that successful candidates will be expected to write a poem each year to celebrate the life of the city.
But how many words rhyme with "stirling?
If Dumfries & Galloway has a similar show, they need a limerick about Sanquhar, please leave us a message . . . . . . In yesterday's newspaper, it was revealed that TV star Graham Norton was looking for love on the dating app Tinder
His profile shows that he was "sitting in a helicopter and wearing a motorcycle ".
Did he find someone? A KEBAB shop (
Rain barbecue in Kent)
The Beatles film magic mystery tour features a blue plaque to promote tourism.
Give it a little lift
Tribute to Fab Four-
How about changing the name to Mrs. mardonnell?
Rescue company Green Flag says a driver breaks down every six seconds for the next two months.
I bet it really drives him crazy.
Finally . . . . . . Organizers say Glastonbury may travel 20 miles along the road because of concerns about the gas pipeline.
I think it makes sense.
Especially if there is a spark.